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Once upon a time, I was chattin' with my friend,
He started to chat and it just wouldn't end,
When all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
He gave me a link and told to go there!
It said MapleStory, and I was confused,
I didn't know if I should be scared or amused,
But I tried it out, I downloaded the game,
I was so happy when I found it wasn't lame!
Now I'm trainin' my boy, I'm gettin' some levels,
Taming those snails, killin' those devils,
And I'm not gonna' stop, not 'till I'm rich,
So I can find that guy who defamed me, tell him payback's a b*tch!
For all you disbelievers, who thought I was done,
I've come back, won't stop 'till I've won,
And now here we go with verse two,
It'll be so good, you won't KNOW what to do!
Now I got revenge, my quest is complete,
But what's this? The game isn't beat,
It's givin' more quests for me better,
Collectin' items, or deliverin' a letter!
I'll do it all though, get it over with,
Now I'm done with my twenty-fifth,
But there's still more, quests keep appearin',
I just don't know what these people be fearin',
I'm done doing their dirty work, did you hear?
MapleStory caused me to lose my career.
He started to chat and it just wouldn't end,
When all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
He gave me a link and told to go there!
It said MapleStory, and I was confused,
I didn't know if I should be scared or amused,
But I tried it out, I downloaded the game,
I was so happy when I found it wasn't lame!
Now I'm trainin' my boy, I'm gettin' some levels,
Taming those snails, killin' those devils,
And I'm not gonna' stop, not 'till I'm rich,
So I can find that guy who defamed me, tell him payback's a b*tch!
For all you disbelievers, who thought I was done,
I've come back, won't stop 'till I've won,
And now here we go with verse two,
It'll be so good, you won't KNOW what to do!
Now I got revenge, my quest is complete,
But what's this? The game isn't beat,
It's givin' more quests for me better,
Collectin' items, or deliverin' a letter!
I'll do it all though, get it over with,
Now I'm done with my twenty-fifth,
But there's still more, quests keep appearin',
I just don't know what these people be fearin',
I'm done doing their dirty work, did you hear?
MapleStory caused me to lose my career.
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Written for fun, for a MMORPG I play a lot. [link]
I got quite a kick out of it, and I haven't written a funny piece in a very long time. I get sick of bein' serious all the time, you know? I suppose to fully understand all of the jokes, you'd probably have to be a member. But I thought it pretty funny, and a few other people did too.
So, without further ado (if you're even reading this), here's the MapleStory Rap.
(The screenshot was provided by the game website.)
I got quite a kick out of it, and I haven't written a funny piece in a very long time. I get sick of bein' serious all the time, you know? I suppose to fully understand all of the jokes, you'd probably have to be a member. But I thought it pretty funny, and a few other people did too.
So, without further ado (if you're even reading this), here's the MapleStory Rap.
(The screenshot was provided by the game website.)
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Dunno whether to take that last line seriously or not, but very impressive! cx